S and M

Sadism and masochism, using pain to fulfill sexual desires.

My girlfriend is into S and M; she has me use a whip on her when we're having sex.

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s&p

"Standard and Poors" is a credit rating agency; Standard & Poor's issues credit ratings for the debt of companies. As such, it has designated a Nationally Recognized Statistical Rating Organization by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
It issues both short-term and long-term credit ratings.
It also publishes financial research and analysis on stocks and bonds. It is one of the top three players in this business, along with Moody's and Fitch Ratings.
It is also well known for its US-based S&P 500 and the Australian S&P 200 stock market index.

" I really took a bath on those S&P (SPX) 1050 calls (options reserving the right to buy particular derivatives based on the Standard & Poors 500 index, as you are speculating that the options are good to buy this is a positive position), after the Nikkei closed 300 points down"

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The 90's

Probably one of the greatest era's ever. Second to the sixties. The beginning and end of great music. A time when music was real and wasn't fake like todays pop and rap. Even rap was good back then. The people were real, they knew who they were and where they were going. If only it could last forever.

Weezer in the 90's = real alternative music

Weezer in the 21st century= lame pop music :(

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s-line

S-Line is a 'term' Koreаns use to describe the body's curves. A very good figure when looked at from the side. Best example - Infinite's Sungjong

He's almost got an S-line body!

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The 1950’s

Probably the most innocent decade ever

The 1950’s were innocent

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Clyde S

The world's worst fantasy football commissioner. He will change rules at a whim and is probably pretty annoying in real life.

Man 1: I love playing fantasy football, my commissioner just lets us play and never gets in the way.
Man 2: I wish my league was like that, we have a total Clyde S.
Man 1: That sucks
Andrew Moyers: Hey everyone I'm here for the gay gangbang.

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T & S

"Twist and Suck". When your sugar mama uses a twisting or corkscrew motion working the manpole while pleasuring you orally. Much better result than her just using the mouth, plus it gets all the "poison" out. The resulting effort should feel if your pecker is about to be pulled off at any moment and the hand print should remain for at least 3 hours after completion.

Dude#1: Hey, see that bartender babe over there?
Dude#2: Yea, what about her?
Dude#1: Go ask her for a T & S
Dude#2: A tea with sugar?
Dude#1: No ya moanbone, a twist and suck!

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