meat head

england south west academy.

oooh look at that twat what a meat head!

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Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

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Mexican hot head

When having sex right before a girl is giving you a blow job, place some hot sauce on the head of your penis, that way she gets a mouthful of spicy sperm

Man I gave a girl a Mexican hot head and she started screaming and then bit down real hard on my dick and blood went every were

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trap head

An incredibly angry person who thinks he or she is cool from listening to trap and constantly degrading others because they have no brain

It's okay. No point in arguing with a trap head

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salt and pepper head

Someone with both dandruff and lice.

Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.

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Colorado Head butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts

I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

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igloo head ass

Adjective:when someone’s head resembles an igloo

Boi your igloo head ass is blocking the screen

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