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County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."
Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.
"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"
Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️
6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina
I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown
a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.
guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.
guy 2 :yeah I agree.