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After we had sex, my partner said âDude, you jizzed all over me!â I replied âYou know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum complimentâ
When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole
Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole
hey sienna isnât kenzie cummings your bestfriend? âyeahâ
Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem
Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
A little bunny boy who is a twink and love to act all cute
Hey look there the little cum baby
An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesnât give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.
Tyrant: Nah dude, thatâs just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesnât run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.
Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...