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Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.
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An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.
Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
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The usually sexual practice of smearing ice cream onto a woman's breasts, and removing it with the tongue. Sometimes performed in public.
'As a couple, they enjoy McDonaldsing/being McDonaldsed'.
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1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
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One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.
The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?
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It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
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