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A severely sociopathic woman. 1.)Typically a despondant man's wife of many years. see - drinking elbow 2.)A fucking lonely bitch!
"Your wife kicked you out of the house and then spray-painted pedophile wagon on your van?! - "Yep, she's a real dragon lady."
"So I married a dried up old dragon lady who couldn't reserect the strength to beep her LifeSign button, let alone reach orgasm."
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1- A knight's long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- Hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the "princess" (a very painful and long process)
3- "You have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess"
Dirk- Hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
Brian- yeah, I was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
Dirk- Well man, you are the best dragon slayer I know.
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To courageously spit water at someone who is laughing, cackling, or guffawing at you.
If you don't stop laughing at me, I'll have to dragon hiss you.
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The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon
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When someone takes an abnormally large bong hit, somewhat resembling how a dragon with a lot of lung capacity would take, if it were to smoke weed.
Hannah, being a swimmer, took a dragon hit when we were toking it up last night.
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the act of dressing up like a dragon and having sex, most commonly involving people with dragon fetishes.
dude, i totally had dragon sex with this chick named jade last night, she had such a dragon fetish.
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Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.
Are you ready to slay the red dragon?
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