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A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.
"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"
"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"
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What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.
Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.
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And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.
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When your diarrhea turns from green to red.
A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.
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University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.
"Where did Charlie go?"
"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."
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A termed used derogate whites for being "white on the outside, black on the inside" as are Christmas Oreos. This is a play on the word Oreo.
Dude, Dwight is listening to Tupac again, he's such a christmas oreo.
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