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When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.
Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.
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(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.
"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"
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An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.
N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."
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When two girls who posess the ability to ejaculate when climaxing please each other while using the "69" position.
I think I will have a muffin bath with my roommate this morning
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A particularly enticing/scrumptious individual.
Gus is a Swag-Muffin. He is a very delicious person.
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an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
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