Pearl Harbor

The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.

Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.

Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.

Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.

Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.

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pearl necklace

see tittie fucking

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pink pearl

Ignorant person who over-reacts to everything.

"Man, Jim is such a pink pearl"

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string of pearls

Someone who is extremely hard to please

I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls

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Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.

After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.

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pearl harbor

I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.

That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.

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Aunt Pearl

An "Aunt Pearl" is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. The spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.

The softball was hit into the outfield and the second baseman yells AUNT PEARL! This mean throw it high and hard into the chest.

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