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Ignorant person who over-reacts to everything.
"Man, Jim is such a pink pearl"
Someone who is extremely hard to please
I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls
To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.
After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.
I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.
That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.
An "Aunt Pearl" is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. The spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.
The softball was hit into the outfield and the second baseman yells AUNT PEARL! This mean throw it high and hard into the chest.
When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.