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A woman you wouldn't typically take home but you're too inebriated to know better. Then in the morning you put her in the trunk so nobody sees you with them.
"He was so drunk he took a trunk woman home"
"Americans are upstarts"
"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"
Bob: Alina is on her ladies days
Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.
Hey, let's do it pretty woman. I have a big week at work and can't afford to get sick.
A woman who loves to argue any point she doesn’t agree with
“Are you kidding me?”, “That’s so stupid!”, *loses argument* “You know what I don’t care anymore” That’s is a typical woman
The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!