fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.

“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”

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Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

Business deck

deck

Please send your business deck for determining if we are a good business partner

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”