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when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol
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during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.
yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.
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Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.
“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”
“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”
Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"
"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "
Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF
People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.
Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.
'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom
James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!
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