Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

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poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

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surprise party

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!

I threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!

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Tuna Surprise

While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina

I gave her the ol' tuna surprise last night

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Surprise, AZ

A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand

Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.

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Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

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Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

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