Jake paul

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Jake paul is an asshole

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Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

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Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).

"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."

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jake paul

a little ass bitch, who fuckin die in fire

jake paul is a little ass bicth

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The Paul Brothers

(Jake and Logan). Literally the definition of a condom fail.

Person 1: Dude, The Paul Brothers are whack.
Person 2: yee.

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Jake Paul

If you like him then it is official by every Prime Minister or President or whatever you want to call them that you have no life

Kanye:Jake Paul is stupid
Jay Z: The cancer of YouTube

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Jean-Paul

This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.

You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.

Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.

Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.

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