tasty jam

I really good jam (or musical piece). Typically rap or rock music.
Can not be applied low-key music, national anthems, or peppy upbeat songs; It has to jam.

Person 1: *riffs on guitar*
Person 2: That was one tasty jam

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toe jamming

Also known as TBF (Toe bumfuck), it is the sexual technique whereby one fucks someone in the ass with their toe.

"Last night, I was drunk and walking down Yonge street, and I went into an alleyway to puke. There was a naked hobo passed out there!"
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"
"Dude, wtf."

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Ho Jam

Female Smegma (Genital Cheese)

Yo, I was munchin on some nasty HO JAM last nizzle.

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That's my jam!

often used when someone tries to steal your jam

Person 1: HAHA I STOLE YOUR JAM JAR!!
Person 2: no! That's my jam!

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pearl jam

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...

hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...

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jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.

umphrey's mcgee, disco biscuits, karl denson's tiny universe

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Crackberry Jam

synonym for Blackberry Jam.

Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.

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