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When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown
I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter
Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.
A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."
A Chloye Wife is someone who you are madly in love with and you can't take your eyes off them.
My oh my look at that Chloye Wife