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When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.
When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner
My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table
1) “Oh shit”
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool”
“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes”
“Oh touch”
When you fuck up everything you touch
He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.
The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.
Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."