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The act of which a woman lassos a rope around a man’s penis while they attempt to escape.
Hey Janet, you really got me with that western style tug last night
Porn, or any material that can be used for masturbatory purposes...
I found some old nude pics of girls past on my phone so I used them as tug fuel when I polished the knob last night...
Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat
The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia
Jerking off right before going to bed, usually as a method of helping to induce sleep
I had trouble sleeping last night, so I hit a quick tug and snug to help myself pass out
A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.