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twink death is when a twink has aged and can no longer be seen as a twink anymore likely due to male aging symptoms such as balding, wrinkles etc.
"bro have u seen bladee recently actual twink death"
"i will die when ecco2k goes through twink death"
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A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
A queer-slang term for cookies.
Goldilocks baked a whole tray of twink bait, but didn't realise the Bears would be home first!
Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus
Yo where’s chisum
Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap
A large and curvy woman who likes twinks and other similar men. Has the strength to pick them up and (figuratively) snap them in half
Have you met Brenda yet? She’s a real twink breaker, that one.
An insult used by a character named Patches Ito from the visual novel "Purrfect Apawcalypse", it is used against another character (Angel Grimalkin) to complain how Angel's body is slim, and the fact the two used to be dating before the games.
Patches: Why do I have to be stuck in this inferior twink's body?!
Angel: I-inferior twink?
An insult said by a character from "Purrfect Apawcalypse: Patches' Infurno" by Patches himself. He uses this term by complaining how he has to live in another character named Angel's body, also calling Angel a twink.
(Fun Fact: Patches and Angel were dating at some point, so it's kinda understandable why he considers him a twink.)
Why do I have to be stuck in this inferior twink's body?!