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The great white shark is just a big overated sea pussy that is also queer.
Please I could kick the shit out of that great white shark.Dolphin pride!Dolphin power!
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A hate crime in the United States, if the attacker is non-White.
John shot Tyrone while Tyrone was trying to break into John's house. John was charged with a hate crime because he was acting in self-defense while White.
A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.
Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash
White Man's Insurance Policy
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
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A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.
Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.
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A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.
That tall skinny white dude over there was uncut and reached so far, I can’t walk straight today.
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When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
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