salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

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german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

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German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

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German Wings

Experiencing German culture on an extreme basis

Griff goes on a dirty day trip to Stuttgart and flicking his hair at all and sundry until the desired, inevitable seduction act takes place. Probably in or around his Smart Car. He gains his German wings

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german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

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Brooklyn German

Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.

I can't understand my grandma because she only speaks Brooklyn German

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German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

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