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The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones
Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.
Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.
Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"
When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind
Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind
Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!
Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"
Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"
When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye
Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse
Ejaculating while spinning your penis in a helicopter motion.
I gave your mom an Alabama Airdrop last night when I finished