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23andme

A DNA testing company that claims they can figure out your ancestry by performing research on your saliva. In a way, though, it has actually caused more harm than good, because people mainly use it to feel more cool about themselves. It's also mainly used by white people who want to see if they're part non european, so they can show all of their friends how cool and diverse they are. In reality, though, their friends just think they're libtards who can't come to terms with the fact that they're just white. And black people usually laugh their asses off (in private) when their white friends show them their results that have extremely low percentages of African, yet still act excited about it.

White friend: look, dude, on 23andme it says I'm 2% african. I guess that means I can now say the n word, get into college easier, and I can also be sad because now I know my ancestors were actually slaves.
Black friend: Shut up cracker.

by Obama9999 January 22, 2020

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23andMe

When you have an organization with 24 people, including yourself, it's a 23andMe

Why were all those people at your house last night?
Oh I got 23andMe'd

by beeebopbrain July 27, 2022


23andme

A DNA testing service that makes white people feel special about themselves by showing how much of a euromutt they are, but make any other race disappointed by only saying they are 100% of a specific race rather than showing their true ancestry

Chulsoo wanted to see what his exact ethnic background was with 23andme based on Korea's complicated geopolitical history with its neighboring countries. He demanded a refund after it said he was only 100% Korean.

by Leonid117 February 12, 2024