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I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.
Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"
Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"
When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.
I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.
1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole
"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"
Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.
Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...