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Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.
Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"
kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans
Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.
Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?
A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?
Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.
Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.
Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
Lord Evan, people want to be him.
Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.
I love Evan Donavan