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A borough of New York City. People that don't live here act as if a plethora of great activities is thrown in their fucking faces every weekend. Apparently being well-groomed (eyebrow waxing, etc.) is looked down upon by ignorant shitstains on society, and a "Staten Island accent" is inferior to any other accent, no matter how idiotic other accents may sound (such as a Southern accent, which is comparable to a deformed moose having sex with a frog). There is a large landfill that hasn't been in use since 2001, after the last of the September 11th debris was delivered. Yet, people that are oblivious of life in Staten Island continue to add definitions.
Two 70+ year old men having a conversation:
Man 1: "So where did you grow up?"
Man 2: "I grew up in Staten Island, New York."
Man 1: "Oh, I've heard that's not such a great place.Your life must have sucked pretty bad then, huh?"
Man 2: "Actually not in the slightest, I'm still happily married to my wife of 40 years, I have 3 children that all went through college with full scholarships and now they have their own families. How about you, where did you grow up?"
Man 1: "Oh I grew up in Arkansas."
Man 2: "Oh that sounds nice, how's your life been so far?"
Man 1: "...I got charged with 25 to life for murdering a prostitute after I robbed a bank, killed 3 police officers and highjacked a truck full of explosives...Luckily I fled the country though!"
Man 2: "Yeah! You define the word lowlife!"
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The asshole of the universe. A place where white kids who try act like they are black, but fail miserably. A place where the Wu-Tang Clan resides. A place where the the short 'A' sound is pronounced 'aw' by some people. A place where the only thing to do is hang out at the mall.
Guy: Hey are you from Staten Island?
White Kid from SI: Yeah Yo! This place is Gawd awful son. I am wearin' my Fubu and I's be goin' to the mall lata'.
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Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.
"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."
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When you are forced to lower your hook up standards due to lack of viable options while living on a small island.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Max hooking up with that girl?!?!?!
Person 2: I know dude, its so sad...he has island fever.
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An astonishing and fairly plentiful city filled with beautiful, educated WHITE people, and good grammar.
Mercer Island residents know how to spell, unlike the clearly uneducated nigger that wrote the definition above this. Let me put this in terms you will understand. If you do not like Mercer Island, "then keep its name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same." - Dr. Dre
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a borough in new york that people hate on 24\7. thats enough for all this hating on staten island. 75% of u that hate on staten island have never been there. and not everyone is a guido with spikey hair. im albanian and im from the projects in south beach. now for all the people that see this and start hating; stop talkin bout guidos and go to the project in staten, then u will never hate again on staten.
S.Ier#1 : damn yo i hate when people hate on staten island
S.I.er#2 word son, they neva even been to our projectz
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A place where a man has a giant mole his left upper forehead and won't get it removed. Known habitat are weasels and snakes. Also known for a place to hide someone money
Wow what is that on Paul face? Well that's Mole Island. That's where he keeps his money!
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