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Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
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the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
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To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.
Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.
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Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.
Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.
Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".
There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.
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Person 1: OMG ITS KSI
Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey
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A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.
What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey
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