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Damn thank god for those rumble strips, if it wasn’t for them my ass would be in the wall.
When a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.
Tony went to the club with his buddy's, but wasn't expecting Porche's rumble strip when he paid for the lap dance.
Stop Talking and Start Fighting
Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.
What you get when you are smarter than those who call a traffic island a medium strip, but you still don’t know the right they’re, there and their
#1: I was walking on the mediam strip
#2: do you mean medium strip?
when someone buys a chicken costume, puts a bra and panties over it, and dances on a pole
"What are you gonna be for Halloween?"
"Oh, a chicken strip, hbu?"
Vine: what vine today Pedro?
Pedro: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS