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1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.
2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake
NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).
She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.
Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
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- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
The act of of having anal sex with a zombie
Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!
The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.
I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.
When you love someone so much that you would rather let them turn you into a zombie than shoot them.
She dropped her gun and surrendered to zombie lurve letting her boyfriend bite her so they could be zombie lovers forever.