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When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.
Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?
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An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.
I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.
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when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.
damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.
Whats that johnny?
fuck you
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A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.
That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.
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another 'odd sexual act' made up by a virgin
I can't get laid so instead I'll make up a new position and call it an alaskan snow dragon. Everybody on fark will be impressed.
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You cum in a girls mouth and then clamp her mouth shut. Then you tell her you have an STD. She freaks and tries to spit it out, but with her mouth closed still by you all the cum comes out her nose. That's an alaskan snow dragon son.
Giselle: This morning i was in class and cum started dripping out my nose!!!
Ashley: HAHAHAHAHA
Giselle: It's probably cuz Ian gave me an alaskan snow dragon last night! =)
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When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.
That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.
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