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Denver City is a small town in the state of Texas taken up widely by a population of Whores and wanna-be Christians. They used to have a theatre, but the Christians thought it was possessed or some shit, and made way for some shitty plot of ground that is now ran down. This is the extent of how shitty this shit hole has become. Now, since there is nothing to do, all the children just have sex for fun, which is why HPV is so common place.
Jim: Hey Bob, you want to drive over to that shit hole Denver City?
Jim: Fuck no Bob, I went to that shit hole yesterday, and now I have the clap.
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(aka EC) The county seat to Howard County, one of the top five richest counties in America. This town houses the upper middle class preps who drive around in their beamers or SUV's. The best girl's lacrosse team in the country plays here and Sport's Illustrated named it "Sportstown USA." CNN Money also called this town one of the "Top 20 Best Places to Live." People live here during the school year in their huge houses and mansions while they vacation in their summer beach houses on the eastern shore.
Teenager's here definately know how to party and live it up. Everyone wear's Polo, JCrew, Abercrombie, Lacoste, etc. and epitomizes preppy upper middle class kids.
The schools are one of the best in the counry and the sports teams are elite. If there was one place people would want to live, it would have to Ellicott City.
Where are those preps from? They seem really cool.
They're from Ellicott City.
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Walking on the sidewalk in a row instead of in a line, like people do on TV. It's particularly noticeable with Midwestern US tourists in East Coast cities, like New York, DC and Boston. People emulate what they see on TV especially Sex and the City rather than noticing the etiquette and block access for people trying to go around or walk in the opposite direction.
OMG could you please stop sex-and-the-citying it!
Best stage in the Hero Story of SA2.
City Escape Classic is so good bro.
A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.
Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?
Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate
someone of the city, who loves the city is at home in the city and hates the country. usually takes public transportation. knows how to get anywhere on a bus/subway/whathaveyou... is definetly NOT a yuppy and is defiently NOT preppy in anyway. frequents parties and is known to be rather mellow. mostly ranges from ages 13-27.
the city pigeon knows this city like the back of his hand! (--better than that but that is the customary expression--once your think about it, you dont really know the back of your hand very well at all--at least i dont)
A City Redneck is a person who lives in the city but refuses to be trapped inside an office, wearing a shirt and tie, instead, they spend their days outside, working hard or LIVING THE WAY THEY WANT TO
I am a City Redneck.