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Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"
(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):
Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!
Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!
just bcause
why not cunt just please make this A Word
On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
Jimmy: Let me search for sex on urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jimmy: oh nooooo
A smooth way to tell your partner that you’re fine with whatever affection they have to offer.
Alice: Hey any boundaries you want to set for us going forward?
Bob: I’m not ok with sex just yet, but apart from that, squeeze as you please.