poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

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oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

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poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

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Poop Bridge

When you take a poop and one poop released from your anus floats in the water (forms a floater). Then a second poop, partially released from your anus hangs down and touches the poop in the water, thereby connecting the poop in your butt to the poop in the water, and forming a "poop bridge".

I ate a huge salad yesterday and made a massive poop bridge the next day.

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poop o’clock

poop o’clock- the time of poop

it’s poop o’clock!

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buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

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Poop dimension

The only place worse than hell, huge lumps of shit on the ground with the atmosphere being filled with fart

shut the fuck up bitch hoe before i send yo ass to the poop dimension

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