YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Another way of saying that you are untouchable and put everybody else to shame. Basically means you are unstoppable because if a person or thing can't see you they can't catch and/or attack you. Even though you are entirely visible it is a way of telling somebody that they can't fuck with you and they are not on your level.

Person 1: "WTF! You beat me a Halo again!?"

Person 2: "Damn straight biatch..."You can't see me!"

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See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

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You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

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See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

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we see each other

We see each other. You know what I'm about. I know what you're about. We understand one another.

Agree to disagree. We see each other.

"We're seeing eye to eye on this situation. We see each other."

"Girl, I know you are feeling upset about our misunderstanding but it's cool. "We see each other."

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Must See Train Wreck

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

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Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

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