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The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!
A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!