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A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.
The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans
man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA
When someone is playing you and you call bullshit
Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
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