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When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.
"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."
A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus
Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?
"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."
This is a twist on the no-nut November challenge, only meant for true gods, only for the most manly of men.
You can't nut for a WHOLE year, from January 1st all the way to December 31st.
There are very few men who have completed this mountain of a challenge, and those who did, have transcended being mere mortals but have became GODS.
"only 5 days away from completing no nut November hard mode! I cant believe it "
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Obviously, the best pker in all of Runescape is Frosted Nuts. Nobody can even come close to his godlike power. If you were in the unlikely even of meeting this mighty warrior in PVP, you might as well start dropping your own nuts.
Person 1: Dude! I saw Frosted Nuts in PVP the other day!
Person 2: So what happened?
Person 1: I don't even remember! It was mad! All I do remember is that he was completely impervious to my attacks. He was like a GOD. When I was dropped, he said. "You have been Frosted."
On November 9th it is National Nut Day
Yo its November 9th happy National Nut Day