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The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022


Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015


Takeshi 69

Rainbow rapper Who ate too much skittles in jail

Yo dont eat to much Skittles You will benoem takeshi 69

by Mythicburger December 11, 2019


69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.

69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.

by gregben September 15, 2023


Vintage 69

When two people one who is "young" and one who is 69-90 begin to 69

Jon: Bro I went over to this old whores house and got a Vintage 69
Don: Bro that must have felt weird if she had no teeth

by Sharpest Cheddar January 18, 2021


Money.Cash.69

Someone who is really hot and makes money and gets TONS of bitches,

Person 1: hey have you heard of Money.Cash.69?

Person 2: omg I'm so jealous of her, she gets so much bitches !!

Person 1: I know right,,,
Person 2:....
Person 1:...
Person 2: want to have sex on this floor right now?
Person 1: of course,

by Notowokay July 13, 2021


Square 69

It's like 69 buť in 4 people And they do it in one big square.

Girls in our class are such a sluts they even asked me if i want to do square 69 with them!

by Nightknight258 November 25, 2019