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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป

When tourists to Muslim-majority Maldives, where the quality of its health infrastructure is questionable, neednโ€™t serve any quarantine on arrival, but have to bear any medical costs should they be infected with the coronavirusโ€”a catch-22 situation where they are most likely to be buried on one of the islands should they fail to recover even with access to a China-made ventilator.

With India donating their homegrown half-baked vaccine to Maldives as part of their vaccine diplomacy to sideline China, and with the local population getting inoculated, the odds of half-hearted budget tourists facing a Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป situation are lower.

by Covido January 21, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Covid-๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ

When Tanzaniaโ€™s President cautions health officials against acquiring Covid-19 vaccines, which could harm the people, who should not be used as โ€œguinea pigsโ€; instead, the faithful Catholic leader recommends prayers and traditional medicine to fight the coronavirus.

Because God will continue to protect Tanzanians from any plague, even with the recent rise in mortality rate, the president who self-declared the country corona-free last year thinks that implementing a lockdown, or vaccinating the population, is a false security rather than a necessity in containing Covid-๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ.

by Covido January 27, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Covid-slut

Teenagers and young adults who refuse to self isolate and stay within their houses.

Person 1: Look at those covid-sluts over there.
Person 2: Theyโ€™re so selfish.

by Swagger3105 April 12, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


covid-sexual

The complete lack of sexual interaction due to the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

Ah man, Iโ€™m a covid-sexual now. Dry as a bone for months.

by Mr. RRRR May 26, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Covid-๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ

When Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orbรกn used the coronavirus crisis as an excuse to come up with an undemocratic act to grab unlimited political powerโ€”for example, someone who is spreading false information about the coronavirus could be jailed up to five years.

Under the cover of the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ pandemic, the Orbรกn government could declare a โ€œstate of health emergencyโ€ whenever it wanted to crack down on the Opposition.

by Covido April 10, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


COVID-19

The disease caused by the virus called SARS-CoV-2. It has infected and killed so many people the population dropped down. This is why we have to try our best to wear mask, physical distance, sneeze or cough in to your elbow or tissue, and wash your hands frequently. It is certainly a test which we have to pass.

Claire: My brother died from COVID-19.
Doctor Jake: Daniel is dying too from the disease.
Daniel: Goodbye, cruel world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 26, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


covid 19

shit that we should be blaming on Biden

smart person:bro Biden is the reason covid 19 is a thing

dumbass: no its because of trump

smart person:stfu libtard

by GTAKK October 13, 2020

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