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a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you
The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.
Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.
Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.
a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.
I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.
Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.
Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.
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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?