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Film School English is a lot like ordinary English, but with more swearing.
Jake: What the fuck is Film School English?
Sam: When you cuss a lot fucking more than you normally fucking would in a fucking sentence.
Jake: Shit! I fucking love fucking Film School English!
Sam: Fucking A! Let's fucking go fucking get a fucking beer!
to put a little english on it, referring to sports or other play involving a ball, means to give the said ball a curve in the air
you put a lotta english on that bro!
Yea, I put some english on it.
You put so much english on that that it went off the court.
shut up.
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Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
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Known for having the reputation of a gangster school, it has come a long way. Don’t get me wrong, wannabe cool kids still exist and can be found shouting for attention in the canteen.
Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
Assumption English upholds very “reasonable” rules such as banning all sweaters and jackets in the school premise.
AssumptionKnights can mostly be found lurking around Hillion after school or smoking behind the bus stop.
WAH! Look at those kids smoking in uniform, they must be from Assumption English School.
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A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."
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A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.
The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."
"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."
Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
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