poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

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Fairy floss

The wrong way to say cotton candy. Used in Australia.

Did you hear that Aussie call cotton candy, Fairy Floss?!

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Fairy Dust

When you blow a hot load in your hand, you let it dry, you crush it into fine powder, then sprinkle it all over your women.

I blessed Amanda last night with my magical fairy dust.

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fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

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Fairy Dairy

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay

I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.

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tooth fairy

A gay man who gives toothy blowjobs

Brain gives the must painful blowjobs. He is such a tooth fairy.

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Fairy Tits

Very Intense

That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!

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