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My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.
So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?
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the male reproductive organ, penis, primary functions include urniation and sexual intercourse.
my pee machine is 7 inches long
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A machine used for sending faxes.
Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)
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"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"
"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
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A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.
Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.
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A true daddy, 100%
“Wow he’s such a M3AN_MACH1NE (mean machine)”
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To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.
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