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Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday
Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-