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A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants
Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie
The Coburn Flick, a legendary item. Some say it became a prisoner of war. Others say it died, lying with what's left of the seven niggas; ProMaxJD, Queef Brodie, Jack Breen, Cole Simpson and Tabotrix Gaming. The Coburn Flick was the key component to Tabotrix Gaming, people say it was the main source of his power. I believe this.
Since the war of 6475, Tabotrix Gaming has lost all power and motivation to do anything or to annoy anyone. The curse had broken, all was well.
guy 1: have you seen the coburn flick lately?
guy 2: no, nobody has seen it since the war of 6475
guy 1: i'm going to find it one day, if it's the last thing i do.
guy 2: that's impossible, no man has seen it since the battle of lil ginge
Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.
History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.
Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.
An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.
Incidents:
Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
“Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”
Flicking open a public toilet door with a high kick so you don’t have to touch the handle
There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
When the flame on a lighter gets massive
I junkie flicked the lighter to light my candle
When you flick someone’s pussycat (meow)
Timmy is pussy flicking! My kitty doesn’t like it! She scratched him.
Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.
First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.
Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”