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An erection that a man intends to use as a weapon.
Bitch, I am going to stab you with my bone sword!
When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high
I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.
When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole
i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!
When a girl takes a guy's dick down her throat like a magic trick.
"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
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When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.
Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”
Your willy , filth stick , penis
Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “