a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"
I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.
Female equivalent to "cock-block"
1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.
2. Don't be such a beaver dam.
To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.
We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.
When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!
1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent.
2. A beaver that lives in a cunt.
Dan: "You ass clown"
Amanada: "You cunt beaver"
Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal"
Incredably amazing hick town. Just outiside sackville. Has the most amazing people. Where everyone wears lumberman plaid all the time and walks around with axes chopping down trees.
Look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the Beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid.