Random
Source Code
Random
members of society across the economic spectrum who embrace behaviors and priorities that are considered vulgar and tacky ;
- personal branding via wearing and carrying as many logos as possible
- embracing fashion in a blind and all encompassing way
-unable to converse about anything but sport (men) or celebs and shopping (women)
-aspire to owning a Range Rover Sport
-Hold rtheir knife like a pencil and their fork as a conversation aid
-vacation only where they can get the food they eat at home
-Think David Copperfield was a magician
-Think the Ecclestone sisters and Cheryl Cole are posh
-Beleive the Cold War was only fought in winter.
The Ecclestones and Beckhams are competing for the super chavs of the year trophy
Someone who comes from a middle class family that thinks it’s cool to be a chav
They smoke, drink and have sex at 13 years old because they think it makes them solid.
Friend: Wow they’re such chavs
Me: Yeah but 2 of them are proper plastic chavs they’re familys are both bible bashers
Complete twat who leads around other chavs like a bunch of organized twats.Usually in a bright tracksuit with a baseball cap perched on his head at an angle.
"That chav-elite is such a twat,dave"
30👍 7👎
an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.
the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.
36👍 9👎
A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.
Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead
218👍 81👎
A person who is a CHAV only because of where they live. i.e. their postcode or area
where you from kid?
Harrow
hmm doesnt look like a chav...maybe hes a postcode chav
9👍 1👎
A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged
Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles
9👍 1👎