maroon five

Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.

Ugh, my daughter is going to a Maroon Five concert... where did we go wrong?

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Five star

When you hit someone rlly hard and your handprint shows up on their skin

Did u see me give him a five star!?

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five bucks

starbucks, a trendy coffee establishment where everything is exorbitantly priced.

Let's meet at five bucks for a cup of coffee.

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spartan five

n. a high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'crack'. Can be accompanied by a manly grunt e.g. "HAUUUURGH!!!" or a "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Guy 1: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other, pull back and lunge into high five*
*CRACK! of hands*
Guy 2: "Fuckin' awesome Spartan five... Umm... I should probably go to the A&E, I think I may have broke something, erm... In a manly way... HAUUUUURGH!!!"

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hi five

HIV ... HI + the numeral sign for 5 is V.... HI-V

"she gave him a high 5" she gave him hiV

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Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.

Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>

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Five Pounds

Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.

Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.

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