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When the flame on a lighter gets massive
I junkie flicked the lighter to light my candle
Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.
History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.
Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.
An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.
Incidents:
Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
“Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”
National Flick day is when you flick them on the back of their head.
June 2nd is National flick day!
FLICK A FRIEND!
You: Its national flick day
Friend: oh no
You: *flicks friend*
When you wipe your finger on your sweaty testicles then rub it under someone's nose.
I almost puked after Ryan bubble-flicked me in class.
1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.
1. Don't flick your bic in public.
A fire picture, usually has someone holding 4 fingers up in it
"Damn, that's a w flick!"
removing someone as your other half in a social networking site. Usually confirms the end of the relationship in the eyes of everyone else and leaves the floodgates open for potential suiters and that you're good to go.
Jimmy "did you hear Teresa gave Bill the digital flick"
Dave "thank fook, I hear she takes Wavin for Cavan, might try get me some of that"